floralavenger:

Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?

Barney Frank: No.

Interviewer: Why not?

Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?

Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.

Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?

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albinwonderland:

you’re standing on my neck

Win.

I would love to see a live action film of Daria…  Could Aubrey Plaza please play daria?

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hey Ilse, this is for you, you owl lover you ;)

I want a buddy like this. I’ve always wanted an owl.. and I have not read Harry Potter.

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likeneelyohara:

romantic dinner with ryan

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